It is your birthday.
humansofnewyork:

“I always tell my wife that she can only photograph me while I’m working. My job is to make old things look beautiful. I like to bring things back to life. That’s my thing.”

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via sorry)

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via sorry)

text-posters:

my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor

(via andrewquo)

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via sorry)

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

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